1. It is raining outside
2. There were no dogs in the park
3. Mummy is doing stuff on the computer and not playing with me
4. I am wet and muddy
5. I keep getting told off for weeing inside, but being told off makes me want to do it more
6. I am bored
7. What on earth is that giant furry thing that is all squishy and noisy that Mummy brought home yesterday and she keeps sitting on? I hate it. I want to bite it and dig at it constantly, so much that it literally drives me crazy. I want it to leave again
8. I want to eat the olive tree and get shouted at every time I do
9. I want to eat the black thing that Mummy talks on but got shouted at for that as well
10. I am bored of my toys
11. Daddy completely ignored me before he went to work this morning.
12. I hate Mummy and Daddy
13. There are so many better places to be than in this flat, even when it is raining, why can't we go to them?
14. I can't jump onto the bed by myself
15. When I jump onto the coffee table, which is nice and cool on my belly, I am removed from it.
16. Where is Jeanie and why can't she be here all the time?
17. Mummy has shut the living room door so I can't go into the bedroom
18. Mummy is boring.
19. Being a puppy is so restricting, I can never just do my own thing. Why do I always have to go on that stupid lead?
20. Why can't I just eat what is in the fridge?
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